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BREAKING NEWS: ISRAELI PM URGES THE US TO RETURN TO 1845 BORDERS WITH MEXICO

May 26, 2011

NOTE: From Dan Friedman, “This is not all satire- there are radical latino groups on American college campuses who are calling for the return of southwestern land  to Mexico.”

LA RAZA: A few Latino Jihadists want their old land back.

BREAKING NEWS: Netanyahu Urges U.S. Return to 1845 Borders – Israeli PM calls for “just solution” to end the conflict.

Aboard Air Force Aleph (Reuters) – Speaking to reporters accompanying Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on his long flight to the United States tonight, Netanyahu spoke of the injustice and hardship Mexicans have endured since American forces annexed Texas in 1845. “Tens of thousands of ordinary Mexicans were driven out of their homes – the only homes they had known for centuries – and forced to live in poverty and squalor south of the border imposed by American aggression,” Netanyahu said.

IT'S OUR TURN NOW: Netanyahu asserts Israel's right to oppress its local natives.

“The Israeli and Mexican people agree on this: This festering wound will never heal until America takes bold steps to return to the internationally accepted lines of 1845. Clearly the settlement activity that’s taken place in occupied Mexico since then is illegal. When I meet the President tomorrow I will tell him to halt all building activity in Texas immediately. Two lands for two peoples, yes, but not on land taken by force from Mexico,” the Prime Minister said.

Asked if his hard-line stance could hurt the U.S.-Israel relationship, Netanyahu reiterated Israel’s commitment to America’s security and the unshakeable friendship shared by the two countries, then added, “But who was it who said, part of friendship is being able to tell your friend the truth. The ball is now in Obama’s court.”

My life already!

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. May 26, 2011 2:53 pm

    Interesting post! Latino Jihadists, survivors of the Inquisition or something? lol (obv its satire)

  2. curmudgeon permalink
    June 14, 2011 3:01 pm

    I agree with the Israeli P.M. – we should return to the internationally accepted lines of 1845, right after we finish bulldozing, demolishing, destroying and removing all vestiges of civilization which have been built SINCE 1845. Not one building erected since 1845 should be left standing. Not one artifact of an electric grid should remain, not a single component of any communications infrastructure. Roads, bridges? Nope. Those didn’t exist in 1845. No reservoir created by any dam built since 1845 (isn’t that *all* of them?…excepting, maybe, those built by the beavers). Shall I continue?

    Yes we can. We can return to the 1845 borders. Under the 1845 conditions. Israel should offer the same.

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