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SHOOTING THE MESSENGER IS ALWAYS EASIER THAN CONFRONTING THE FACTS

August 11, 2011

RIOT ROT BLAMED ON SOCIAL MEDIA
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By Robert Henry
Gonzo Town

“The WSJ reports (WELL THEY WOULD, WOULDN’T THEY? OH NO! IT’S NOTHING TO DO WITH WALL STREET – EH?) that following three nights of rioting and looting in London, Blackberry’s messaging network and social networking sites are being blamed by police, politicians and media organizations for helping rioters in London spread word about the next hot spot .”

Ladies and gentlemen!
Welcome to: Wild In The Streets – THE SEQUEL!

Coming to your neighborhood street theatre and not for the faint of heart.

Produced by Nu-Labour and featuring an army of imported mindless child soldiers on BMXs without AK47s (thank the gawds).
Directed by Smash-n-Grab, a predictive / interactive video game (theory – mind) program.
Created by Nu-Labour (everybody is a broke socialist now).
Induced by debt-slavery forever from the credit-crunch bank purchases/ bail-outs.
Delayed by QE 1, 2, 3, 4(?) & Zzzzz.
With production sparked-off by the usual street shooting, graduating to a firestorm fueled by ‘instant gratification, instant messaging and instant anti-social networking’.
Plus accelerated by S&P finally telling the truth about the U$A’s ‘un-credit rating’.

Finally highlighting the glaring anomaly between the truths of Market Forces and the lies of political spinners such as: IT IS A MATHEMATICS FACT. You are broke.

THE political  FICTION: OH NO, we’re not.  WE HAVE A PRINTING PRESS AND, with the stroke of a pen or key, WE CAN CREATE DEBT MONEY OUT OF THIN AIR! SO THERE!

Perpetuated by the, ‘deer-frozen-in-the-headlights’, ConDem coalition party standing for nothing at all but pontification.

Yes, once again. Welcome indeed to:
Wild In The Streets – THE SEQUEL!
Coming to your local street theatre! Free Admission.
Adult Supervision Desperately Required.

BLING MAN: "Is all I gots... innit."

Ah ha. So, the toothless FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION has announced the football match between the Dutch and English sides at Wembley stadium tonight has been cancelled. The reaction of the footie fans is not known. THE FURY OF THE SAME MIGHT STOP THE ROT. 

Just imagine the headlines:
The Football Hooligans Versus The balaclava HOODIES! AND: Watch the real-live-action-drama unfold, on your telly, from the safety of your own living room!

The Nigeria vs Ghana friendly footie match was also cancelled. Boris’ hastily CONvened press conference from crispy Clapham, promised HUGE but undisclosed numbers of police to be made available. No telling where they’ll come from since  they’ve been laid off in droves lately.

BLANK MAN: Knows how to use a shooter, but had no bullets.

Can’t wait for de Sex Workers, Miners & Ship Builder ONIONS to RIOT in solidarity, or protest – as the case may be.

SAMPLE DIALOGUE FROM: Wild InThe Streets – THE SEQUEL

A RIOTOUS BLING BLING POEM
BY: ANON-E-MESS. ;-) 

Bling bling.
Who’s there?
I iz.
I is who?
I dunno.

BEWARE: The Devil Wears Primark!

Bang bang Totnam bar-b-que. Way hey they got a do. 
Bang bang Brixton bar-b-que. Way hey they got one too.
West end is all lit up. Better than the World Cup.
Rags, radio. TV webs. We is de new celebs.
Not frustrated – Havin’ fun. Makin’ jobs for everyone!
Broke some windows & some bones. Got ten TVs and iPHONES.
Monkey see, monkey do. They all steal from me and you. 
Just you watch & you will see. How they care for everybody.
Makin’ jobs and buyin’ votes. Spreadin’ ’round bags of notes. 
Bang bang Totnam bar-b-que. Way hey they got a do. 
Bang bang Brixton bar-b-que. Way hey they got one too.
Bang bang. 
Bling bling.   

Me? Safely locked-indoors, surfing around the www.
Riots? Wot riots? Hackers? Huh? Murdoch? Who?
The downgrading
of America’s credit rating …
even rhymes.
Awww that’s ALL SO-OOO LAST WEEK, MAN!                        

Then again, similar unrest and riots have been breaking out in Europe for months and deliberately kept out of Britain’s news media.

Some idiot  suggested, “Make them do national service.”  Oh  really? To turn feral, semi-organized, merciless, vandalising, looters and arsonists into professionally trained killers; given more powers over life & death will make those morally compromised criminals magically rehabilitate? HA!

Advance Police Warning “High Street Kensington”, “NottingHill Gate”, Chelsea , Knightsbridge!
The Upperclasses have had enough. They will be out in force looting tonight, before the Chavs get everything.

The police  further threatened to use electric cattle prods plus whips and chains. The ‘DIVIDE AND RULE’ tactic worked brilliantly.
Some 50% of said upperclass pledged undying love & devotion – following them around everywhere & the masochists begged the sadists to kick, beat & hurt them. The sadists just laughed and said, “NO!”. 

So the following plan emerged. PHASE 1: A crackdown even kids will ‘get’. Take away their BMX bikes & X-BOXES. PHASE 2. Give them free: booze, fags & candy. PHASE 3. Then hope that makes them all happy but won’t know until #1 & #2 have been tried.

So – the rogue, privatised, parking wardens and the cowboy car clampers are making a fortune out of immobilizing burnt out & smashed up cars. It is, after all, Against (Nu-Labour’s and the European Union’s) Statute Laws to do anything but maximize company’s revenues and profits.

Thus – there is (not a peep about the biggest European street party … ) Nottinghill Carnival coming up in a few days that always has, greater or lesser degrees of, anti-social and criminal problems. NOT ONE WORD! Of course not! CARNIVAL – with only 2 million party-goers over 3-days – is big business now! But – forgive one for asking, given the recent unprecedented and unfathomable events is it more dangerous to cancel CARNIVAL or not? Portobello Road, the new epicenter of said CARNIVAL, has already had several shop windows smashed in! In spite e of the potential danger to human well-being and life, it is Against (Nu-Labour’s and the European Union’s) Statute Laws to do anything but maximize company’s revenues and profits.

UPDATE!
The rumours can now be revealed that: hard-pressed glazers, CONstruction outfits plus dodgy unions and/or banks financed the mob’s  telecommunications kit (mostly on credit or PAY-thru-the-nose-N-GO) for the rioters plus THE PLAN, er, ‘Action Model Study’ drawn from the ‘Fash Mob’ example, was implemented to kick-start mutual declining fortunes by generating business? War works. In whatever guise. Every time. Always follow the money.

MEANWHILE IN #10:
During a quiet moment when they were alone, Samantha said, “But David darling, why don’t the peasants just eat … that bling?”

He replied, “Ah Samantha my dearest lovely darling, ‘LET THEM EAT BLING’ is the problem, my sweetest little buttercup of all.”

“Wha…?” she replied.

“Don’t worry honeygirl, it’ll create shedloads of jobs.”

“She cooed, “So – it’s all right then?”

“Brilliant, sweetness and light! I am so utterly enthralled with your wondrous mind – take off your knickers.”

“Here? Now?” quizzically.

“Yes. Here and now, darling,” he insisted – adding, “Don’t worry. Everything’s fine,”

“Oh. Alright then,” she conceded as her moistened lips and heaving breasts revealed more going on inside than her words divulged.      

“Gotta make it quick, darling,” panting, “I’ve got a teeny-weeny little meeting with COBRA in 15 minutes … to strike at the heart of this mess.”

“Yes dearest,” almost breathlessly.

ENDS.

SORCERERS and SOURCES:
“The WSJ reports (WELL THEY WOULD, WOULDN’T THEY? OH NO! NOTHING TO DO WITH WALL STREET – EH?) that following three nights of rioting and looting in London, Blackberry’s messaging network and social networking sites are being blamed by police, politicians and media organizations for helping rioters in London spread word about the next hot spot . It’s an ‘encrypted, very secure, safe, fast, cheap, free, easy way for disaffected urban youth to spread messages for the next targets,’ says Mike Butcher, editor of TechCrunch Europe and digital advisor to the Mayor of London. But Ian Maude, an analyst at Enders Analysis, said it’s unfair to lay the blame on technology. ‘Certainly, it’s a lot easier for people to communicate with each other in real time via some of these services but that’s a fact of life. They’re not good or evil in themselves, its the purposes for which people use them.’ The Metropolitan Police, known as Scotland Yard, say they are monitoring social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook. Research In Motion Ltd. (RIMM), the maker of Blackberry smartphones, says it has ‘engaged with the authorities to assist in any way we can.’” An anonymous reader points out that the rioters aren’t the only ones using technology. London police have begun posting pictures on Flikr of people they’d like to interview following the riots over the last few days.
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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Innocent Bystander permalink
    August 11, 2011 5:26 pm

    The ChameLIEan blames the MilliPedo and VICE-A-VERSa. BOTH parties have had long runs on a short, dodgy pier. LIKE: Nu-Labour’s gawdawfull discrimination against the willing and able with ‘social experiments’! Gaggg!!

    NU-LABOUR’S Jobs-4-Yobs scheme did not work. It just gave ‘benefits’ to the otherwise #unemployable for showing up for pointless ‘jobs’. Yet another epic failure. Now, as the ‘not work projects’ expire – after 13 years of playing hookey and skiving-off, the not workers are demanding early retirement on full ‘executive’ pension rates – threatening lawsuits for: discrimination, defamation, harassment and other breaches of the InHuman Rights Act. Moreover, to drive home their message, highly embarrassing whistle-blowing actions have been threatened. So the council’s have decided to acquiesce with “big lump-sum and never questioned ‘performance’ bonuses for confidentiality”. ‘Sweeteners’, because it’s cheaper than multiple or class action litigation – and the rest MIGHT NOT get out.

    RE: So then Samantha said, “But David darling why don’t the peasants just eat … that bling?” He said. “Ah Samantha my dearest lovely darling, ‘LET THEM EAT BLING’ IS the problem, my sweetest little buttercup.”

    HE KNOWS and they own him too!!!

    That’s it and you can blame that godam BLING thing on RUPERT’S blab-ertizing working so well the hoodies are willing to kill to get it and burn what they can’t.

    All done in the mindless quest to be WHAT exactly? To be PERFECT little CONSUMERS! IE- enslaved by MAMMON! Thus: NewsCorpse International AKA: RUPERT IS? SATAN’S ENABLER … and all he got hit with was a cream pie? They’ve reported, “down 20-odd percent”, pre-tax profits of a half-a-billion quid – JUST for the last quarter? That’s STILL 2 billion pre-tax profit per year.

    Frankly – it seems rather clear Murdoch, who told BLIAR to go to war & Broon to bankrupt Blighty, is STILL behind these messes – desperate to wriggle out of his spot of bother. Damit! “In politics nothing happens by accident. When it happens.you can bet it was planned.” — Cicero & FDR.

    What is this hacking stuff, that’s been bubbling for years, really all about? Diverting attention AWAY from the facts & consequences coming from broke governments and
    economic catastrophes that follow. To wit:
    1. UK law, as it stands now, says anyone on police bail un-charged with a crime after 96 hours CANNOT BE CHARGED AT ALL.
    2. Because the likes of Rupert and the rest ‘NEVER know when to quit’.
    3. Arranged so the creepy: (‘Great & Good’) politicians, executives and police involved in illegal wars, the vile hacking business and the latest HOODIE riots – somehow, can all get off. “TO WALK!”
    4. SO – THE REAL AGENDA IS? TO OFFICIALLY GET RID OF FREEDOM OF ASSEMBLY, SPEECH & THE PRESS – ONCE, “FOR ALL (meaning for the corrupt) AND FOR GOOD” – WHEN NOTHING ‘GOOD’ EVER COMES FROM ANY OF THAT CORRUPT & POWERMAD ILK.

    Also bubbling away … another NewsCorpse item! If the FBI finds Rupert’s papers or other media hacked or tracked the U$A’s 911 victims & families (OF COURSE THEY ALL DID!) everything else about 9/11 might come out.

    Then IT’S REALLY ALL OVER because – if the beast will kill over 3,000 on 9/11 to rig a war and kill over 1 million Iraqis,all based on lies, it will stop at nothing to keep it all under wraps.

    Now riots! Wow! PRAY FOR RAIN!

    If you’ve still got a sense of humour left? Have you heard the story about GERMAN CHANCELLOR Angela Merkel and The WALL STREET MOLL Hitlery Clintoon being twin sisters by using Hitler’s frozen sperm?
    The ANSWER IS: NO, BUT YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME!

    BTW. If you are looking for work:
    Are you available to COMPERE & NARRATE (M.C. / EMCEE ) THE ALL NEW COMMEMORATIVE & RIOTOUS OPEN TOP BUS TOURS IN SCENIC LEAFY TOTTENHAM?

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